Road Trip Junkie Gifts

You're getting warmer.

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

"Think positive. He might just need a ride."

Parts of an automobile

Roads with a view.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

How am I abducting?

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Family members!

'Are we broke yet?'

Laughing Zone Ahead