Road Trip Junkie Mugs

You're getting warmer.

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

"Think positive. He might just need a ride."

Parts of an automobile

Roads with a view.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Kardiff.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Now here's a place I like!'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land