Highway Humorists Gifts

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Bob's Driving School.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

The walking dead

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."