Highway Humor Lover Gifts

0% Interest free credit on food at 'Motorway Services'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

Slow, Men at Work.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Man with Stop Signs.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Snail Crossing.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Road-kill rage.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

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