Highway Humor Lover Gifts

0% Interest free credit on food at 'Motorway Services'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

Slow, Men at Work.

Man with Stop Signs.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Snail Crossing.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

Road-kill rage.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

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