Highway Travel Gifts

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Right lane must be from out of town.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Bed & Bagel'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Why have you come over here?"

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

A 'failed' brake check!

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'