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Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Right lane must be from out of town.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"Why have you come over here?"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

A 'failed' brake check!

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

"Well, I should probably go—work's really starting to pile up."

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Speed Limit 235