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'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

First past the post.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Pet Pony

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."