Highway Riding Gifts

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

First past the post.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Pet Pony

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"On your mark! Get set!"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.