Highways Gifts

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Road Junction.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"Any references?"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Fine Art.

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Speed Limit 235

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'