Highways Pillows

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Road Junction.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"Any references?"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Turning with mathematical precision.

Adopt a highway

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Fine Art.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

Speed Limit 235