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Signs Ahead

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Heart of America or Bypass

Teacher's Lounge

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

The End.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'