Highway Exploration Prints

Signs Ahead

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Man drives by too many road alerts.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"On your mark! Get set!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Welcome to Scotland: Next Celebrity Guided Tour TV Program in 5 Mins.

Teacher's Lounge

Heart of America or Bypass

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

The End.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

Route 666

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."