Road Travel Gifts

'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'

Super Duper Toll Road Under Construction

Charging Stashun

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

If/Then, Either/Or, or Both/And

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Caution! Resurfacing - Diver resurfacing.

"Why have you come over here?"

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

Road widening scheme - 'More lanes? No we are just preparing for fatter drivers.'

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Dartford Crossing, Pay in Advance for your Inevitable Queue.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kardiff.

Motor Tourism

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"