Road Living Gifts

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."