Road Culture Gifts

Car joust.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Hoodie Hang-out

"What old school? This is my life."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Cheesie Rider

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Why have you come over here?"

'The London drive-thru experience.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Skater dude.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

Wrong Way.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Existential truckstop'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

Man Painting Road.

'Warning, not giving could be hazardous to your health'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

A street salesman selling winkles.

"Where's the fire, pal?"

Heart of America or Bypass

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

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