Road Culture T-Shirts

Car joust.

"What old school? This is my life."

Hoodie Hang-out

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Cheesie Rider

You trip on it, you buy it.

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'The London drive-thru experience.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Skater dude.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Why have you come over here?"

Wrong Way.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Existential truckstop'

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

'Warning, not giving could be hazardous to your health'

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Man Painting Road.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'But I already touched it, and now Mother Hobo won't take it back.'

A street salesman selling winkles.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Heart of America or Bypass

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."