Highway Warriors Gifts

Road Rage Highway

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Say speed

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.