Highway Hero Gifts

"It makes a loud grinding sound whenever I merge onto the highway."

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'After forty years of trucking, Ed calls it quits.'

Beware of Everything.

'If You Got It-A Truck Brought It!'

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

Adopt a pothole.

GOOD LUCK!

"This is not a conversation you need to join."

Smart Motorway

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

Way to go

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

Say speed

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"

Road, Sky, Land, Radio, You - Next 300 Miles

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

The overly travelled road

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Major Restructuring Ahead ??" Prepare for the Worst.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Man in car.

A 'failed' brake check!

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."