Highway Code Hero Gifts

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

Keyworker

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Say speed

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"On your mark! Get set!"

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Way to go

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

A 'failed' brake check!

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'