Highway Code Hero Pillows

'I find this new road layout a little confusing.'

Keyworker

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"On your mark! Get set!"

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

A 'failed' brake check!

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

The overly travelled road

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver