Hiring Hero Pillows

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."