Hiring Hero Pillows

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."