Hr Hero Pillows

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Well true to my word, here's your reference.'

"I've been discriminated against because of my height!" "PROVE IT!"

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

'So to hit the training targets I have to arrange five days a year training for the staff that we haven't been able to recruit.'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

'While they always come back as unfounded, maybe you could prevent these allegations of sexual harassment by not telling people you like the cut of their jib.'

"An excellent CV but there seem to be a FEW discrepancies with your social media feed for August 2016."

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'You can start Monday if I don't find someone better.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Firing by Heather

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"Just because it happened at the office Christmas party doesn't make it a 'work related accident'!"

"Letting someone go is never easy, Peters."

Bureau of Labor Statistics. I don't think he knows what we do here. He said I could take maternity leave as long as I reported back with the data from the childbirth process!

Businesswoman Empowerment

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

Fighting Covid

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'