Helpdesk Hero Pillows

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Storm in the out tray

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

In - Out - Pending.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."