Helpdesk Hero Mugs

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Storm in the out tray

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Covid and Restarting School

In - Out - Pending.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'