Help Desk Hero Pillows

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Storm in the out tray

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

In - Out - Pending.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Hey! Get back here!"

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."