It Helpdesk Hero Pillows

"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Storm in the out tray

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Working from home

"You've all been like a company to me."

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'Can you show me on this dolly what Bill Gates did to your computer?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'