The Office It Hero Pillows

"You realise that every one of those 'tuts' adds £50 to the bill..."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Storm in the out tray

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

In - Out - Pending.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.