Home Office Hero Pillows

"Honey, can you close the door? I'm in a meeting."

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"I'll be here at my home office from nine AM till nine PM... Also from nine PM till nine AM.

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

The new reality of meetings.

"Webcams were unflattering even before we all had to start cutting our own hair."

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

"Ah, yes, I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought..."

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

"Working" from home

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

"Sorry, Ben. I'll have to get back to you after playtime."

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

'The key to a successful home business is self-discipline.'

Freelance test rat

"Of course one of the great advantages of being self-employed is not having to conform to someone else's dress code."

"Can't make the conference call..."

"For the hundredth time, no, I don't know how much longer I'll be working remotely."

Yelleworking

'Your office may be virtual, but unfortunately, those doughnuts aren't.'

"Sure feels like I am going somewhere!"

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

Employee of the Month

"I could get used to working remotely."

"I think we're having some connection issues - your video is coming up a bit fuzzy."

"But, Dear, the company requires this for employees who work from home."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"They call it the Cloud. No wonder I Can't find anything in it."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"It's receiving my attention right now"

The Advantages of Working from Home