Office Office Hero Pillows

'We can agree with me or you can be wrong.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Storm in the out tray

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

In - Out - Pending.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Working from home

"Sure I can make that deadline."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -