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'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Storm in the out tray

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

In - Out - Pending.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"He excels at putting out fires."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."