Organization Hero Pillows

'Where are the kids?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

In - Out - Pending.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'