Organization Hero Pillows

'Where are the kids?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Work Slave

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Covid and Restarting School

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.