Highway Helper Pillows

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Witch's Tow

"On your mark! Get set!"

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Way to go

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

A 'failed' brake check!

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."