Highway Code Buff Pillows

Give way

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Oh Hi!'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

What code violations?

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

"Is that a new watch?"

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!