Barcode Buff Pillows

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Self Checkout

Barcode road signs.

'It's still scanning as a zebra but like you say, it's definitely a horse.'

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Where Processed Beef Comes From

'I reckon that's the bar code of the west.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Barcode Dreams

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Self-Checkout.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Workers constructing barcodes

Robot Eye Exam

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."