Bag Buff Pillows

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

Chanel Bags at Dawn

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'So what'll it be, papery plastic or plasticy paper?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Some scents are nonsense.

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'Floppo' lottery rebranding

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Gerald Ratner's return

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Your tax $ at WAR.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"