Briefcase Buff Pillows

'I'll show you what's in mine if you'll show me what's in yours.'

'Don't worry, Mary, the first 30 years of practicing law are the hardest.'

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

White Collar Crime.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Honey! We're home!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Businessman Panhandling

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

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