Briefcase Buff Gifts

'I'll show you what's in mine if you'll show me what's in yours.'

'Don't worry, Mary, the first 30 years of practicing law are the hardest.'

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

White Collar Crime.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Businessman Panhandling

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Late again.

Back to Work

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'