Briefcase Boss Gifts

"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'Hello, Gomperson, Whittaker, McMasters & Thurgood -- Guess who's speaking.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

White Collar Crime.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Businessman Panhandling

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Back to Work

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Late again.

Financial Pirates