Briefcase Boss Gifts

"Refresh my memory: Are you my lawyer or my lawyer's lawyer?

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'Hello, Gomperson, Whittaker, McMasters & Thurgood -- Guess who's speaking.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

White Collar Crime.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Businessman Panhandling

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Late again.

Financial Pirates

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Back to Work

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.