Barcode Enthusiast Pillows

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

'Mam, I can't ring this up. It doesn't have a barcode.'

'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

'Humph! Geeks.'

Price check on barcode.

'I love the new price stickers with the larger barcodes...although it might be getting out of hand.'

A woman's shopping list is a bunch of barcodes & she stands in front of vegetables labeled with barcodes.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

Barcode Dreams

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

The Digital Family

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Binary Man

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Self-Checkout.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Think Basics.'