Barcode Enthusiasts Pillows

Workers constructing barcodes

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Barcode Dreams

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Self-Checkout.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

Where Processed Beef Comes From

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Self Checkout

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

"It's a baaa-code."

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

'I'm sorry, Mr Aaron, but we checked with your school and you only graduated first in your class alphabetically.'