Barcode Enthusiasts Gifts

Workers constructing barcodes

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Barcode Dreams

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Self-Checkout.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"

Self Checkout

"It's a baaa-code."

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'Yes, yours is a myopic cell.'

Robot asking for money in bar code language.

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

'I'm sorry, Mr Aaron, but we checked with your school and you only graduated first in your class alphabetically.'

"I kept forgetting my library card, so I had the barcode tattooed on my arm!"

'Sorry, but I've forgotten your name. Turn around and let me scan your UPC code.'