Barcode Collector Gifts

"This one is for cybersecurity."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Friend, we have a bar code here.'

Barcode Curtains

"It's a baaa-code."

Paying a high price.

"...just a quick scan before you go in."

"What's that on your side Dave? Birthmark?"

"I come in peace, for more information scan me with your phone."

Barcode Dreams

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Self-Checkout.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Beer Sergeant.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Where Processed Beef Comes From

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."