Badge Collector Gifts

'And this one is my Ritalin patch.'

'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

After school club

Free Fall Badges for Scouts

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Beer Sergeant.

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

Garment Inspectors Convention.

'Man does not live by Merit Badges alone, Sweetie.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"This wasn't for helping little ol ladies across the street. It was for helping them send out tweets to their followers."

Animal Overachievers

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

The Black Badge Govt.

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

"I think it's working on the citizenship in the universe badge!"

"Do I get a scout badge for having the most demerits?"

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'This is not fair - the sun is reflecting off his star!'

'Boy scout merit badges.'

Merit badge for badge removal.

Policewoman

What do you mean there's no such thing as a werewolf badge?!

'What lapel pin do you see yourself wearing in ten years?'

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

'That's my camping badge, that's my cooking, that's my orienteering and that's my nicotine patch.'

'This one's my Karma Sutra badge!'

Security Badge/Insecurity Badge.