Badge Enthusiast Gifts

'It all started when I got my free bus pass!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

You're right, sir, it's not a badge. I just felt like showing off my granddaughters.

Badge, Goodge, Indifferentge.

'Heh heh. Little Sam sent me a card with 'World's best uncle' badge. What'd you get bro?' (wearing badge with 'runner up').

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'We've re-branded.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

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"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"My husband's in advertising."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Fashion Mistake.

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'