Badge Lover Gifts

Continental marshal

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

It bag and no knickers!

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Chiantis In Translation

Generic Products

Crocodile with man logo on polo

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.