Badge Lover Mugs

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Continental marshal

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

It bag and no knickers!

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Chiantis In Translation

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Generic Products

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."