Badge Bearer Mugs

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps."

Happy cop.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"It was her mothers"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Je Suis Charlie

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

King Richard I

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Beer Sergeant.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Continental marshal

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."