Badge Buff Mugs

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Some scents are nonsense.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Gerald Ratner's return

Santa CGI Effect

"But I use all of them!"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Egg Buggy

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

We're polishing our brand.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"