Badge Buff Gifts

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Some scents are nonsense.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

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'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Gerald Ratner's return

"But I use all of them!"

Santa CGI Effect

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Try thinking like a different brand."

Egg Buggy

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'