'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'
Barge Buff Gifts
Searching for a gift that will delight your barge enthusiast? Our collection features witty, beautifully illustrated items that celebrate their love for boats, sailing, and maritime life. From quirky mugs to stylish prints, find something that matches their nautical spirit and sense of humor.
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'
Theorbo
Snowman with Happy Face Badge.
Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.
"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"
US v.s. Tech Giants
'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'
"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."
'Have you no common scents?!'
'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.
"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
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Some scents are nonsense.
May your Christmas be full of harmony
French horn.
'Floppo' lottery rebranding
Gerald Ratner's return
'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'
"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.
SupermarketAwful Market.
"Shall we put it in play?"
"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."
"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"
"Try thinking like a different brand."
RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...
'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'
Our New Slogan: Make Money.
"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"
Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'
Barge Buff Gifts Collection
Barge Buff Mugs
Discover our collection of playful and stylish mugs dedicated to barge buffs—perfect for morning routines and maritime humor.
Barge Buff Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows featuring nautical designs and humorous quotes, ideal for any barge buff's home or boat decor.
Barge Buff Prints
Find stunning prints that celebrate maritime adventures and nautical fun, perfect for decorating any sailor’s space.
Barge Buff T-Shirts
Explore our witty sailing and boat-themed t-shirts that showcase your passion for maritime life with style and humor.